| “ | There are 7 billion people in the world and I am the gayest one out there and I am going to shag you to death. Got that? Good. Hehe. | ” |
| “ | Here we go, Bill...
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| “ | Shag. Me. NOW. | ” |
| “ | Ooh! That was a big one. | ” |
| “ | Oh, don't push yourself too much. | ” |
| “ | Hehe, i'm not single... | ” |
| “ | Ehh, he he he! | ” |
| “ | Oh, you're gonna have to be unique for that. | ” |
| “ | Oh yes, this is my sort of style...
- Julian seeing a tiger rug |
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| “ | OOOH. I like dat.
- Julian speaking in a low voice, bit of excitment. |
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| “ | True information does good.
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| “ | Well that's a sexy voice, isn't it?
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| “ | To the Shag Mobile, away! | ” |
| “ | Follow the spiders, why can't it be follow the butterflies? | ” |
| “ | I'm the richest person in the universe, if you think you're getting any euros, you can Gay off. | ” |
—- Julian to whoever asks for his money. | ||
| “ | Sometimes after I take my daily dose of Gay Tablets, I poo rainbows! | ” |
| “ | Ohhohhh, Christopher you are not going to get away with this.. | ” |
—- Julian when Christopher ties him and Bill up. | ||