This is a list of Gay Julian's Magical Gay Powers. Click here to view Bill's.
- He can heal other people's and himself's wounds, but only twice a week.
- He can shag people unconscious.
- He can perform the Shagaboom.
- He can shag his way through walls.
- He can shag thin air.
- He can fly.
- His eyes can glow pink sometimes.
- He rarely poops out gold.(He even shat out a million euros once!)
- When he is the Pink Crusader or Pink Hearts and flies, sometimes he leaves a trail of rainbows.