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Christopher Gaihaita Tottington
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Owner and Creator of the Straight Gang

Name:

Christopher Gaihaita Tottington

Age:

47

Hair Colour:

Brown

Eye Colour:

Brown

Species:

Human

Born:

September 10th, 1961

Wife:

Livia Tottington

Sexuality:

Straight

Born In:

England

Christopher Tottington is the biggest Gay hater in the world along with his sidekick and fellow homophobic, Andy Wallace. He calls himself a professional Gay-hater, an inventor and scientist. Together along with the Straight Gang, team up to destroy Gay Julian and his Gay Gang and make the world Gay-free so every man can get married to a woman instead of a man+man and woman+woman. He is a billionaire, earning his money by his social media such as his Facebook page, "Gay Haters United", his Twitter account, "@christottington" and "@gayhaters" also sharing his money with Andy Wallace from his Twitter account, "@andywallace", his Instagram "@christot", and his YouTube account, uploading Mini Me's footage and weekly videos of why you should turn homophobic and join the Straight Army, having 10,000,000 subscribers.

Christopher has used many techiniques to capture Gay Julian, such as the Gay Cage of Rage, which "pulls" every Gay into it, like a black hole magnet. It has been professionally designed and created by Christopher. He made it by stealing some of Julian's "Gay 'n' a DNA" which is his DNA and "Gay Potion" which turns whoever drinks it gay. He took the magnet apart and added the DNA and Gay Potion into the magnet and placed it into a cage which should pull Julian into it.



Trivia

  • Christopher once tried to make Julian feel sorry for him and give him 10 billion British pounds by faking that he "shat blood".
  • Christopher's alter-ego is "The Straightinator", and drives the Straightmobile and the Tottercopter.